the supposed bear sightings...

it's that time of year here where the skunk cabbage is poking through, the sun is playing hide and seek, and the "bear sightings" are beginning...no i don't mean real bear sightings...i mean those elusive "it looks like a bear, but really it's an old metal pipe" sort of bear sightings...those of you that live here know what i'm talkin' about...it's getting to be that time of year where the bears are gonna start meandering down amd begin by eating skunk cabbage and then move on to eating our garbage...but until they actually show up there are plenty of opportunities for sudo bear sightings...if you haven't had one of your own stop by and i can show you one of mine....it's not more than 20 yards from my carport...which is a much more reasonable distance than the one i encountered with an actual bear who took it upon himself to come on up onto my back porch just outside by bedroom window...